trash-faced

The condition of one who drinks so much that their face displays the qualities of trash.

After 5 unfortunate glasses of scotch, Graham was trash-faced. And he puked.

trash-faced by Hot Sex January 2, 2009

glam trash face 

An internet celebrity with a his own individual style.
Takes shit from no one.
Adores attention from fans and pretty girls.
Loathes people who call him a girl based on looks.
And quite fond of captain morgan and cuddling.

Jeffree star wishes he was as good as glam trash face

glam trash face by His Latest Victim April 30, 2006

white trash face 

A term describing a face that has been ravaged by poor nutrition, smoking, alcohol abuse, and a general lack of hygeine. Commonly seen in low-income areas throughout the world. Major features often include "smoker's lines," beady eyes, stringy hair, and thin lips.

Sufferers are commonly seen using child support to buy cigarettes, working the checkout lane at 10 pm, and flipping out at walmart.

A step down from meth face.

Dude, ever since your girlfriend lost all her teeth, she's got total white trash face.

I know man, I don't know why I had seven kids with her.

white trash face by Frankie Cocke June 10, 2011

glam trash face 

Famous myspace glam punk boy with fantastic hair.

Doesnt glam trash face like the horror pops?

glam trash face by EEEEEmily gotskills July 30, 2008

white trash face 

A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.

Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?

Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.

Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.

white trash face by HubbaDubba March 8, 2014

trashy-faced 

extremely intoxicated, the kind of drunk where you stumble around like a fool

I was so trashy-faced last night, I drank so much alcohol.

trashy-faced by rachyyybabyyy May 13, 2005

White trash rat face 

A physical condition where extremely white trash genetics cause a person's facial features to be entirely too small for their head.

I can't take Cletus seriously, the way he sits there staring at me with that white trash rat face of his.

White trash rat face by PartyAnimal12 September 23, 2016