transmogrify 

The process of changing an entity or object, often times at a genetic or sub-atomic level, into a new and different entity via bio-chemical manipulation or laser refracted heliostasis.

Althought we were unable to use the data in it's raw form, we were able to transmogrify it into an acceptable format for our data warehouse.

transmogrify by theheadhunter August 11, 2004

Transmogrify 

The act of transmogrification.

"The caterpillar transmogrified."

Transmogrify by Howie Feltersnatch November 5, 2002

Transmogrify 

/tranzˈmɒɡrɪfʌɪ,trɑ nzˈmɒɡrɪfʌɪ,transˈmɒɡrɪfʌɪ,trɑ nsˈmɒɡrɪfʌɪ/
verb
transform in a surprising or magical manner.

"He wanted to transmogrify his house into a hippy crash pad"

Transmogrify by Laurez1174 March 24, 2017

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains 

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

transmoglified 

the type of drunk, where you are beyond drunk, but think you are not, and tend to attack your friends, and steel wheelbarrows.

Person 1: man, you were transmoglified last night.
Person 17: so that's where the wheelbarrow came from

transmoglified by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

transmogrifire 

A small contraption meant to be used when having gay black nigga sex

John: put me in your little transmogrifire
Jake: of course but take of your pants please

transmogrifire by Master Baiter nigger August 2, 2023

Transmougrifiazna 

A small independent country in southeastern Russia. Became independent of Russia in 1910 when it was liberated by the Armenian liberation forces. Commonly mistaken for Transylvania, Transmougrifiazna is a little known country that mostly makes it money through tourism and ice fishing.

We visited Transmougrifiazna last summer when we went on a tour. That Transmougrifiaznan girl I met at camp was extremely friendly.

Transmougrifiazna by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 2, 2005