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transmessisexual 

People who claim they don’t hate messi, but tweet about him every single second and talk about him when his name wasn’t even mentioned
That guy is a huge transmessisexual
transmessisexual by Jaxson123987 October 11, 2020

Transgressions 

When a multi-millionaire celebrity pro-sportsman who can all but walk on water, has the world at his feet, has the most stunning Scandinavian swimsuit model wife that not even the teenage serial-masturbators from "Weird Science" could begin to create, and has dream product endorsement deals shooting out of his wazoo, decides to play "hide-the-cocktail-wiener" with a dumb blonde nightclub waitress, thereby jepordizing his unbelievable good fortune for the sake of a "3-pumps-and-a-squirt" hook-up. The man forgoes Grade-A steak to feast upon a Wendy's patty...
Tiger Woods: "My darling wife, please forgive my transgressions, I have let you down..."

Mrs. Hot Woods: "Hmm... I know, why don't I repeatedly forgive your transgressions with this nine-iron in your face you cheating burger-girl fucker??!!"
Transgressions by QuinnyT December 4, 2009

marital transgression 

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.
Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.

TransGesbian

The mix between a Transgender person who is gay but also lesbian.
Oml ur a transgesbian
TransGesbian by TransGesbian December 3, 2018

double transgression theory 

The practice of doing a second wrong deed after being caught doing a first wrong deed, with the hope that you'll probably just be punished once.
Larry: Oh man! The Double Transgression Theory! It's like when a dog is sent outside because he pee'd on the rug, so knowing he's already in trouble he takes a hotdog off the table on his way out. Brilliant.

transgressor 

The Transgressor Archetype is one who goes beyond or over a limit; exceeding or overstepping. The character of the Transgressor is always wanting to outdo another; going over the limits, trying new things, and taking risks, even if it may be dangerous to him/her. The Transgressor usually has a competitive nature and is always seeking new challenges and ways to find trouble in order to prove themselves worthy.
Dash from the Incredibles.
transgressor by Anjil March 23, 2005