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Trampolina

A tramp who is small in stature (think Thumbilina meets Paris Hilton)

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Term of endearment for promiscuous friends.
They must have made slutty clothes in kids sizes for that Trampolina.
by FireBox June 28, 2006
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Trampolina

Adjective - An above average looking chickenhead, who is good at dancing (combination of tramp and ballerina)
Yo, you see that trampolina once the Akon song came on... someone is definitely going to smash her
by Who Wants a KJ? November 29, 2010
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trampolina

(noun)1. A word to describe a female trampoline, because if the trampoline is male it would have a big dick in the middle of it for people to bounce on.
Lets jump on that trampolina and bounce the fuck out, yo!

Dude, you don't own a trampolina because yours has that big dick you superglued on it.
by Gene the fiend July 3, 2008
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tina trampolina

A drag queens name that hasn’t been claimed yet,

A male or female who, when using crystal meth, becomes a tramp.
Gurrrrl, you be bouncing on that cock like a Tina trampolina!
by Student of hair December 25, 2017
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Trumpalina

an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.
1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.

2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!

3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 2, 2017
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trampoline tonsils

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"
by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018
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