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get u touched
In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!
get u touched by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006
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Little bit touched
Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo
Person 2: So?
Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man
Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he
Person 2: So?
Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man
Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he
Little bit touched by J-Banger July 29, 2009
your mother touched me
your mother touched me by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011
killer queen has already touched that
killer queen has already touched that by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023
He Touched My Shoulder Story
A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.
"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"
He Touched My Shoulder Story by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005
Butt Touched
An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.
Butt Touched by sassmunk April 10, 2015
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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