Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo

Person 2: So?

Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man

Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he

Little bit touched by J-Banger July 29, 2009

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your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you

Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose

your mother touched me by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011

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killer queen has already touched that

An expression to use when something explodes.

Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.

killer queen has already touched that by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

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He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

He Touched My Shoulder Story by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005

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