toycano

When your childs toys are spread across a room much like a volcano of toys has erupted

I have offically lost my livingroom, its like a toycano went off.

toycano by xavier6987 September 7, 2013

torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees 

It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.

"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"

torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees by rosegold143 April 24, 2019

Giant Toscano Eating Bitch 

A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".

"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"

or

"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."

Giant Toscano Eating Bitch by Jenburger January 2, 2008

Tycanorism

a disorder characterized by the inability to sing the correct song lyrics to a given song, or any song.

derived from the word formed by misunderstanding the lyrics, "time can't erase a feeling this strong," in Mariah Carey's 'always be my baby.'

Related forms:
ty⋅can⋅or⋅ist, noun
ty⋅can⋅or⋅is⋅tic, adjective
ty⋅can⋅or⋅is⋅ti⋅cal⋅ly, adverb

"Kyle is so tycanoristic, he always sings the wrong lyrics! And entirely tycanoristically, they're nowhere close to what the song is actually about!"

"I worry about Katie's tycanorism, she thinks most songs are written about moles. It's weird."

"Nate is a total closet tycanorist...but when he gets drunk, he screams out the lyrics he thinks are the right ones, and then we get to make fun of him for a few hours...."

Tycanorism by MrMoodles April 27, 2009

Torcano 

Very infrequently occuring semi-natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls the lava about (lavabomb) in a haphazardly manner, thereby exacerbating the situation.

Did you see that tornado that hit Mt. St. Helens while it was erupting? It was definitely a M3 torcano on the Marsh scale.

Torcano by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009

Geno Toscano 

A strapping young man destined to take over the world. A hybrid mastermind of stealth with an unmatchable level of intelligence.

I looked into the distance and saw Geno Toscano, I turned my head for a second and looked back and he was gone.

Geno Toscano by Tim April 18, 2005

Toscano 

1. (v) To be screwed over, to be taken advantaged of.
2. (noun) large feces

1. I just got toscanoed by that guy.
2. My dog just had a large Toscano

Toscano by KevDang November 19, 2011