by xavier6987 September 7, 2013
Get the toycano mug.It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.
Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.
Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.
by rosegold143 April 24, 2019
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A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"
or
"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
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"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
by Jenburger January 2, 2008
Get the Giant Toscano Eating Bitch mug.a disorder characterized by the inability to sing the correct song lyrics to a given song, or any song.
derived from the word formed by misunderstanding the lyrics, "time can't erase a feeling this strong," in Mariah Carey's 'always be my baby.'
Related forms:
ty⋅can⋅or⋅ist, noun
ty⋅can⋅or⋅is⋅tic, adjective
ty⋅can⋅or⋅is⋅ti⋅cal⋅ly, adverb
derived from the word formed by misunderstanding the lyrics, "time can't erase a feeling this strong," in Mariah Carey's 'always be my baby.'
Related forms:
ty⋅can⋅or⋅ist, noun
ty⋅can⋅or⋅is⋅tic, adjective
ty⋅can⋅or⋅is⋅ti⋅cal⋅ly, adverb
"Kyle is so tycanoristic, he always sings the wrong lyrics! And entirely tycanoristically, they're nowhere close to what the song is actually about!"
"I worry about Katie's tycanorism, she thinks most songs are written about moles. It's weird."
"Nate is a total closet tycanorist...but when he gets drunk, he screams out the lyrics he thinks are the right ones, and then we get to make fun of him for a few hours...."
"I worry about Katie's tycanorism, she thinks most songs are written about moles. It's weird."
"Nate is a total closet tycanorist...but when he gets drunk, he screams out the lyrics he thinks are the right ones, and then we get to make fun of him for a few hours...."
by MrMoodles April 27, 2009
Get the Tycanorism mug.Very infrequently occuring semi-natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls the lava about (lavabomb) in a haphazardly manner, thereby exacerbating the situation.
Did you see that tornado that hit Mt. St. Helens while it was erupting? It was definitely a M3 torcano on the Marsh scale.
by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009
Get the Torcano mug.A strapping young man destined to take over the world. A hybrid mastermind of stealth with an unmatchable level of intelligence.
I looked into the distance and saw Geno Toscano, I turned my head for a second and looked back and he was gone.
by Tim April 18, 2005
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