Towtruck

Its some thing you do to one of your friends as a joke and beleive me this shit is funny / you walk up behind them when they are not paying attention and you grab there balls from behind and pull them on to their face because they cant put there hands up to catch themselves so they fall on there face.

John(sneeking up behind josh...)

John: towtrucks josh

josh: oh fuck man that shit isn't cool i couldnt catch myself from falling.

josh (fuck now my face and my balls hurt!)

by Eric...you fuckin asshole May 8, 2008

Banana Towtruck

The act of tying a rope attached to a friends boner and a truck then driving full speed in the other direction to rip the friends cock off

I can't get any guys as long as I'm a guy. I feel like I need to call Dave and have him help me perform a banana towtruck

by Bigballerbuddy214 June 15, 2015

nasty-wet towtruck

having anal sex in an old towtruck in a rain storm

baby lets do a nasty-wet towtruck next time your in town!

by lacy hudson January 17, 2009

Tow Truck Driver

A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.

Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.

by Nivek November 4, 2017

Pennsylvania tow truck

Any motor vehicle towing another vehicle by using rope, string, cords, cables, lassos, lariats, hawsers, or any other line-like device that is of poor quality. Excludes actual tow trucks.

Should look comical to non-Pennsylvanians.

{While driving on an on-ramp to I-70 in Pennsylvania}

Spencer: Did you see that? A Ford F-350 was pulling an old Ford Escape using a thirty foot long yellow seatbelt-like cable. There was someone steering the Escape too, since the cable was so long!

Ryan: Yea, that's just an ordinary Pennsylvania tow truck.

by Notorious REB August 3, 2011

Russian Tow Truck

Sexual Position: The male is standing and receiving a BJ from a female who is standing and bent over. The male reaches back and puts his middle finger in her butt hole and lifts up as any good tow truck would.

Yo, i banged that ho last night and hit her with a Russian Tow truck.

by steev-0 March 31, 2011

Pennsylvania Tow Truck

An alternative method for delivering a baby. When the woman enters into labor the man must engage in sexual intercourse until the baby attaches to the penis, most likely via the mouth, as in a trailer hitch. The baby must then be pulled from the uterus and vagina from the thrusting of the coitus.
DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors

There's Carol and Bob, must not be able to afford the doctor as they hired a Pennsylvania Tow truck. That's their 7th child.

by LoveSpen August 3, 2011