1 definition by Funky Winterbean
(Present tense; verb) The process of quickly and shamefully cleaning oneself after a rigorous mating session. More specifically when a woman pleasures a man or visa versa. This is usually reserved for acts taking place in a dorm, a car or a man's apartment. Also known as a wipedown.
"Yeah, just let me towel off and I'll be right over. Sorry Janie, but I have to run... dodgeball starts in 20 minutes... could you give the couch a wipedown?"
by Funky Winterbean May 20, 2005