toedick

a man with a cock like a toe

wominic has a toedick

by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

todickki

Having the irrational urge to drop kick a toddler.

"Well you see i walked into the Nando's bathroom and there was a toddler so i todickkied him into the wall."

by ECrane December 4, 2016

towdickery

the act of being a tow dick

There is alot of towdickery going on here.

by towdickologist October 9, 2013

Toddick

Refers to Todd's large member

I'm soooo looking forward to Toddick!

by Debra-San August 4, 2017

topdick

it is a term used in hearthstone it is a wordplay on another term "topdeck" which means to draw the card you needed exactly for the situation you're in.

wow, nice topdick

by xBardo April 18, 2016

Tomdickery

When something really stupid occurs but is too extreme for the term hotmess but not extreme enough that you should curse

Oh heck no! Someone please tell me that YouTube did not just interrupt my already playing music with a commerical? What tomdickery is this?!

by Pieanne August 8, 2012

toelicker

An ugly girl who is constantly obsessive over a pretty girl.

Sam: hey Alberte, I know you deleted me from fb, but I really want to be your friend
Alberte: don't be such a toelicker!
Alberte: leave me alone, freak!!

by SHADPC March 28, 2015