touchpad 

A slang, computer-related term for the female vagina.

“So how’d that date go with the Femboy?”
“Well, it turns out they had a touchpad.”

touchpad by Silver_Phoenix August 17, 2024

Joystick or touchpad 

Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.

Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”

Joystick or touchpad by nyapys April 13, 2024

touchpants 

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.

oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.

touchpants by baggins November 19, 2005

Touch Pad 

1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina

1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.

Touch Pad by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Touch Pad Finger 

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.

Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger

Touch Pad Finger by tpf November 29, 2010

touchpadwarrior 

A Hairy Man who likes to touch his pad.

Touchpadwarrior is too legendary.

touchpadwarrior by DeezNuterz August 21, 2020

Touchpaper 

A pile of arse implemented by the NHS to try and make IT services more effective! Re-Named Touchcloth

The IT department is a Joke! I know lets use Touchpaper even though it doesnt work!

Touchpaper by Chickenlickin April 1, 2009