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touch cocks 

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
touch cocks by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010
Words you can keep

touch my cock 

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock
People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.
Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.
messy cock touch by African FUCK December 31, 2011

tough cock to suck 

Same idea as hard pill to swallow. Meaning I difficult thing to deal with
John: hey I got my girl pregnant

Matt: fuck man that's a tough cock to suck

Touchcock 

Noun:- Game in which one male will touch another male's penis (with no force exerted), whilst at the same time exclaiming 'Touchcock!'. The aim is to catch the other competitor unawares, much like the popular 'circle game', however the reward is the dignity of the touched as apposed to a punch.
'Hey man how's it goin? Hope you're all good TOUCHCOCK!' *touches cock*
Touchcock by Shaun Staff July 7, 2007

Cock Torch 

When a woman sprays perfume on the head of your hard penis after playing with it to the point where you are ready to come, then turns off the light, pushes you to your knees with her pussy positioned about a foot from your face, sets your throbbing cockhead on fire like it was a torch so you can see well enough where to bury your toungue in an attempt to please her before the head of your cock burns off. A hot way to say you'd go through hell to see her naked.
One cold winters night last year when the power was out due to a snowstorm I let my girlfriend Cock Torch me because I was so horney that to keep us both warm I was ready to let her do anything to me...and as I ate her out earnestly I wanted to scream for mercy but could only emit muffled moans that vibrated her pussy so deeply that she orgasmed in seconds very intensely...then to put the towering inferno between my legs out she filled her mouth with water from the glass we had put nearby and went down on me...which not only put the fire out, but made me come in tears very noisily! It was so hot it drove me crazy (but I liked how she was so devillishly mean to my now well done weenie)!
Cock Torch by Rychard Head December 16, 2008

tough talk for a fella with a small cock 

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay”

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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