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The best person you could ever meet in your whole life. She’s perfect but she is nice anyway. She loves everybody and she’s a bit hippie. She listens to very good music and she’s the most alternative person in the world (she doesn’t have insta, for example).

“Tottiz does the SCIEMA”

tottiz by Tottiz November 23, 2021

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Jam Tottie

A classic game played by Males, where you have a sword fight with your genitals.

Jerry: I was a champ at Jam Tottie back in the day.

Ram: Wanna play?

Roy: That's my favorite game!

Jerry: really?

Roy: They don't call me ¨JamStarz¨ for nothing!

Jam Tottie by Wheelz Noel October 25, 2014

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hottie tottie with a naughty karate body

An extremely attractive person.

Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.

"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"

hottie tottie with a naughty karate body by Figurine Horse September 25, 2005

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Francesco Totti

Very aptly named Italian football player, who is a real gorgeous piece of hot totty.

His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.

Francesco Totti is hot totty! A cockilicious, bootilicious, cockproud slut fucker! Hail the God Totti!

Francesco Totti by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

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The seven dwarfs Tottie

This is a sexual act where a group of dwarfs gangbang a female called Snow White while trying to shove footballs up her arse

The seven dwarfs Tottie defined as After the football match we had a few pints in the pub & met a bird and she invite us back for “The seven dwarf Tottie “

The seven dwarfs Tottie by Midget magnet April 5, 2023

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tottie

good looking teenage girl
esp. one that is a tease or dressed to look older

look at that tottie, I bet she's lookin' for some action!

tottie by greg2112 June 26, 2002

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hot tottie

A good drink to have before bed when you're feeling sick. Made of lemon tea, honey, and 2 ounces of Bourbon.

Johnny felt like he was comming down with the clap so he had his mom make him a hot tottie to help him relax.

hot tottie by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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