tottiz

The best person you could ever meet in your whole life. She’s perfect but she is nice anyway. She loves everybody and she’s a bit hippie. She listens to very good music and she’s the most alternative person in the world (she doesn’t have insta, for example).

“Tottiz does the SCIEMA”

by Tottiz November 23, 2021

Jam Tottie

A classic game played by Males, where you have a sword fight with your genitals.

Jerry: I was a champ at Jam Tottie back in the day.

Ram: Wanna play?

Roy: That's my favorite game!

Jerry: really?

Roy: They don't call me ¨JamStarz¨ for nothing!

by Wheelz Noel October 25, 2014

hottie tottie with a naughty karate body

An extremely attractive person.

Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.

"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"

by Figurine Horse September 25, 2005

Francesco Totti

Very aptly named Italian football player, who is a real gorgeous piece of hot totty.

His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.

Francesco Totti is hot totty! A cockilicious, bootilicious, cockproud slut fucker! Hail the God Totti!

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

The seven dwarfs Tottie

This is a sexual act where a group of dwarfs gangbang a female called Snow White while trying to shove footballs up her arse

The seven dwarfs Tottie defined as After the football match we had a few pints in the pub & met a bird and she invite us back for “The seven dwarf Tottie “

by Midget magnet April 5, 2023

tottie

good looking teenage girl
esp. one that is a tease or dressed to look older

look at that tottie, I bet she's lookin' for some action!

by greg2112 June 26, 2002

hot tottie

A good drink to have before bed when you're feeling sick. Made of lemon tea, honey, and 2 ounces of Bourbon.

Johnny felt like he was comming down with the clap so he had his mom make him a hot tottie to help him relax.

by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006