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TossWank 

A Swear word that is a mixture of a Tosser and Wanker.
What a fucking TossWank....

You fucking TossWank!
TossWank by Vipzzz September 3, 2011
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tossface 

Someone annoying or who gets on you nerves and is basically a wanker
what a tossface
tossface by missmalteaser November 27, 2013

Tosswana 

An extremely stupid person lacking in common sense and social skills
I can't beleive that guy's driving - what an utter tosswana.
Tosswana by Madeleine W. November 14, 2006

tosspiece 

Insulting term used to convey a substantial amount of disrespect towards a total wanker
"Fuck off you cock-smoking tosspiece"
tosspiece by Somme Touch November 26, 2002
Originally a word for someone who is a drunkard, over-fond of ale, of tossing the pot of ale back.

Earliest example of this known is in 16th century Elizabethan English,
Shakespeare's play "Twelfth Night", has the word in the closing part of the play, in Feste's song.

Nice to see it's still used, even if the meaning could be slightly different.
"But when I came unto my beds,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
For the rain it raineth every day."

That Kevin is an effin tosspot, pissed out of his head again.
Tosspot by jack10pen January 1, 2009

tosswaddler

A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

Stems from tosser and waddler.
GuyA: See that guy over there?

GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?

GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...

GuyB: What a tosswaddler!
tosswaddler by CapTim April 15, 2008