tossa
A poorly pronounced or spelled version of tosser. Synonymous with wanker. An Australian term for a guy that masturbates a lot, rather, A bloke that masturbates a lot.
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Tossa-league
Predecessor to fantasy sports, created during the Depression as a diversionary pleasure. Name is derived from the fact that the leagues are half-assed and ill-conceived, and quickly "tossed" out to be used by friends and acquaintences. Often involved wrestling or grappling activities, although tosa leagues can even include sports such as tennis or skeete-shooting.
Pronounced "Tawssa lig"
Pronounced "Tawssa lig"
Tossa-league by NVA Barry January 16, 2006
Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser
Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019
Toss Boy
The ruler of a deserted island named HEL. he was forced into hel forever by SATAN (aka tom nook) and was trapped there for all eternity to find bugs, fish, make a house, and let an owl steal his findings to make a museum. although toss boy lives in hel, he is quite nice and has a girlfriend named goober. they are a cute couple. also, toss boy is on a mission to kill shari, who keeps threatening him that she will break his knees. but that wont happen any time soon.....
shari: hey look, its toss boy! hi toss boy!
toss boy: SHUT UP SHARI BEFORE I BREAK YOUR SKULL
shari: ok! have a nice day!
toss boy: SHUT UP SHARI BEFORE I BREAK YOUR SKULL
shari: ok! have a nice day!
Toss Boy by toss boy is god April 9, 2020
Toska
“Toska - noun /ˈtō-skə/ - Russian word roughly translated as sadness, melancholia, lugubriousness.
"No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”
― Vladimir Nabokov
"No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”
― Vladimir Nabokov
bucket-toss
A not very common event that happens once every 100 years but should happen once every 1/100th of a second.
The "Bucket-Toss" consists of anywhere between 50 and 100 trillion men who will take turns urinating, defacating or emptying their sack of nut-cream into a large wooden bucket. After which, the bucket will be placed into a Giant catapult launching the bucket, and propelling it to a speed of mach 12 toward an unsuspecting whores skull.(It is important to note that prior to the whore being knocked unconcious the contents of the bucket are emptied rendering the slut totally covered in piss, shit and cum.)
The "Bucket-Toss" consists of anywhere between 50 and 100 trillion men who will take turns urinating, defacating or emptying their sack of nut-cream into a large wooden bucket. After which, the bucket will be placed into a Giant catapult launching the bucket, and propelling it to a speed of mach 12 toward an unsuspecting whores skull.(It is important to note that prior to the whore being knocked unconcious the contents of the bucket are emptied rendering the slut totally covered in piss, shit and cum.)
My friends and I were thinking about gathering all the inmates from Rykers Island in order to give Gail Wilk a proper bucket-toss.
bucket-toss by Drano August 16, 2006