Tossage

A sensual massage followed by a happy ending performed by the masseuse.

A combination of a massage followed by a Toss-off. = tossage

by TRY February 20, 2007

Tossage

Ingredients morning breakfast
Toast+Sausage = tossage

"Can't wait for tossage this morning"
"How do you like your tossage in the morning?"

by Banana1243 January 29, 2017

Sausage Tossage

Copious amounts of semen.

Michael Cantrell sits in his office all day eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 7, 2018

Tonsager

Half man, Half bear, half pig, and quarter beaver. Of extremely big nature, This person is extremely aggressive and not to be tolerated. He also has small balls. Can ocasionally be gay.

That guy is such a Tonsager

by PincheMachine January 22, 2011

Tessage

Short for a text message.

Katy: "Hey, you going to that party on Saturday?!"

Mika: "Yeah im pretty sure i can make it! Just tessage me the directions!"

by fdghj January 9, 2010

tosage

Everything and yet nothing can be used any way. The Seinfeld of words.

Example: what the tosage! ? Where the tosage is the dog. Today is so tosage. Why in tosage would you want to do that?

by firesout7981 February 26, 2015

Tousage

Something that really sucks. It can also mean a dick or something gay.
It may also be used as a Rif, Sin, Bad Word, or a Joke. (If you say it sounds like food... you are actully gay.)

Suck my tousage.
You gay.

Ew, you a Tousage.
You old Tousage.
Fuckin TOUSAGE!

by JBleach April 4, 2009