Half man, Half bear, half pig, and quarter beaver. Of extremely big nature, This person is extremely aggressive and not to be tolerated. He also has small balls. Can ocasionally be gay.

That guy is such a Tonsager

Tonsager by PincheMachine January 22, 2011

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Tessage

Short for a text message.

Katy: "Hey, you going to that party on Saturday?!"

Mika: "Yeah im pretty sure i can make it! Just tessage me the directions!"

Tessage by fdghj January 9, 2010

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tosage

Everything and yet nothing can be used any way. The Seinfeld of words.

Example: what the tosage! ? Where the tosage is the dog. Today is so tosage. Why in tosage would you want to do that?

tosage by firesout7981 February 26, 2015

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Tousage

Something that really sucks. It can also mean a dick or something gay.
It may also be used as a Rif, Sin, Bad Word, or a Joke. (If you say it sounds like food... you are actully gay.)

Suck my tousage.
You gay.

Ew, you a Tousage.
You old Tousage.
Fuckin TOUSAGE!

Tousage by JBleach April 4, 2009

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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