torsions
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Testicular Torsion
A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Testicular Torsion by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023
testicular torsion
When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.
testicular torsion by hussad October 17, 2004
Testicular torsion
When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.
Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion
Testicular torsion by Zamperinio February 3, 2018
dickular torsion
dickular torsion by BigW777 November 21, 2015
Testicular Torsion
A painful phenomenon where the bloodflow to a testicle is cut off due to the bloodstream to the testicle getting twisted which can lead to the testicle being amputated. it is also God's compensation for giving women periods
Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"
Testicular Torsion by hentailover696969 July 27, 2023
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B)
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A)
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B)
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