torontoise 

To render a progressive public policy measure ineffective or even counterproductive by stripping it of any elements that might be characterized as even mildly inconveniencing motorists or owners of detached, single-family homes, or that might require even a modest increase in public revenue.

City Councilor: "We're not going to exactly replicate #visionzero, we're going to torontoise it, make it our own." #walkTO #bikeTO

torontoise by Danforthist June 16, 2018

tortoise position 

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.

I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell

tortoise position by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017

Tortoise wearing jeans 

Relating to the fable of the tortoise and the hare (with jeans).

Bro you're such a tortoise wearing jeans

Tortoise wearing jeans by silurianconviction March 10, 2022

Tortoise 

Rocks with heads and devilishly smart minds that will one day outsmart humans and superbots and destroy the world

My former pet tortoise just hacked into my computer and is training an army

Tortoise by CallingAllTortoises March 20, 2019

Tortoised

over consumption of alcoholic beverages to the point you fall asleep

There tortoised there gonna be calling in sick to work tomorrow

Tortoised by Tortoised January 11, 2009

tortoise shore 

A cheap alternative to the well known Turtle Beach headsets, the Tortoise Shore is a homemade device used for online video game play. It is made from a pair of headphones being worn on top of your game headset, which can cause significant discomfort.

Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200 Turtle Beach.

Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.

tortoise shore by BiirdMan May 30, 2009

Torttoise

Literally the best person ever and their opinion should be laws such as, Everyone should stand the Brauns

Hey do you know Torttoise, the TikToker?
Yes I love them, they hurt me with the banana fish video

Torttoise by T_minz March 1, 2021