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When you are jerking off so well that you spin in a tornado uncontrollably causing you to spray your walls in your baby gravy
L: “I was tornking like crazy last night!”
B: “how was the clean up?”
L: “I had to grab a towel and a whole lot of bleach but it was worth it!”
tornk by BleachDrinker99 March 22, 2024
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Humiliating yourself in a game by publicly harassing everyone with no gain for the sake of just harassing.

You get nothing out of it and your only intention is to prevent everyone else from having a good time.

Your utopia is to finally drive everyone off the game and you become the only player along with others who, like you, thrive on torkin others.

Your actions include all of, but are not limited to:

- Break the rules and lie or pay your way out of guilt

- Dwindle the game's population with your toxiciy
- Publicly lie to misdirect the subject from actual facts and try to shift the blame to others
- Spamkill level 1 newbies

- Gank level 15 newbies with your 7 equally minded torkins
- You believe to be God
Hey, that guy just did a torkin!

Don't be such a torkin!
Torkin by Quintin. April 7, 2021
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tornk Tonk Tonka toink tonka trucks Tonked tonky tonker tonking tonkpils
Long lost sister of junior (junior b)

Submitted 27 July 2022
“That’s my Torky…as it seems” 🎶

Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is

The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion

Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative

Submitted 27 July 2022
Torky by jezzabellheights_ August 20, 2022

tonky bubble 

The name given to a large, sometimes painful buildup of intestinal gas that can accumulate during anal sex while the sphincter is plugged. Historically reserved for the "doe" half of homosexual male couples but in modern times has been applied to gaseous females as well.
Dude, I was all up in this one chick's pipe last night and it was so great, but the then she blapped this nasty tonky bubble and ruined everything.
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Tonka titties 

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt
Tonka titties by Kingofdick February 7, 2019
A tonka is a big car. usually a SUV, that is also fast asf, usually powered by a V8-engine and in some cases V10.

Examples of a tonka is the Jeep Trackhawk, Dodge Durango SRT Hellcat and the quintessential Lamborghini Urus (a.k.a Lamb Truck).
The term has been used for a long time but recently got a revival after our lord and saviour YEAT started using it.
Person 1: "I was riding round in my tonka"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you saying?"
Person 1: "I'm quoting Yeat, shut the fuck up you not my twizzy."
Tonka by twizzytonky4l January 3, 2022

Tonkinese 

A breed of cat that is half Burmese, half Siamese. They are the most beautiful and sweet creature any mortal (or immortal) will ever meet.
'Aww! Look at the cute little Tonkinese. Isn't it so cute?'
Tonkinese by kittens Σ:3 July 1, 2014
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