a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans...while funneling (or
beer bonging) red, white &
blue or piels beer. in a word "hot". hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your
head like a hair fountain for maximum sexiness.