toink

Viciously pressing your finger against someone's nose.

Hey, stop toinking me! I'm going to sneeze.

by anonymous March 04, 2022

toink

A comic, onomatopoeic word suggesting 'winking' of one eye, possibly connoting a smart remark or a parallel meaning.

Hey girl... I think we need to "hang out" tonight, if you know what I mean. *toink

by ashwin_thegreat August 01, 2011

toink

An onomatopoeia: The sound made by a dodgeball impacting against anything, esp. a dodgeball player.

TOINK! "You're out, four eyes!"

by Christoph Whitbeck December 18, 2005

toink

means silly, stupid, idiot etc.

you're such a toink!

by felicity January 08, 2005

toink

the sound of eyes popping out of your head

Woman: *Sexy girl walks by*

Man:*TOINK!*

by ScrabbleDiva January 04, 2011

toink

a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans...while funneling (or beer bonging) red, white & blue or piels beer. in a word "hot". hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your head like a hair fountain for maximum sexiness.

has anyone seen my toink? i need to get ready for the kegger!

by wildwit July 30, 2010

Toinked

To be high or drunk as shit.

Hey man I was so Toinked at the party last Night

by Haavig October 29, 2019