he is a curly fry head ass mf, he always angry and he gets all girls, but he is a bitch sometimes and idek
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The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.
"See, I told you he could drive!"
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
by Rusty Was Here April 25, 2005
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Reuben tornberged the rest of his friends who like the New York Jets, by becoming a New Orleans Saints fan.
by abnowns February 13, 2014
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by The_Bone June 25, 2021
Get the Tooncer mug.deformation of the word "trance", used pejoritavely to describe mindless rave music. think "massive rave anthems". often associated with candy kid ravers.
my city's rave scene has gone to hell since it was overrun by etards and tarnce.
composing electronic music has become too easy... i don't mind that you try writing some yourself, but please no more tarnce.
composing electronic music has become too easy... i don't mind that you try writing some yourself, but please no more tarnce.
by sweetcell January 8, 2008
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Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.
Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.
"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"
"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"
"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."
"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"
"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."
by Ran Wilder January 6, 2013
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