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Toppest
The most top.
a brief history of the word: This word comes from a most intelligent friend of mine. I mean, look, he made this word up, and he's in AP English!
a brief history of the word: This word comes from a most intelligent friend of mine. I mean, look, he made this word up, and he's in AP English!
Toppest by Jon Luitkas. June 9, 2003
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Toppies
The act of trimming one's sideburns at or above the top of the ear. Sometimes referred to as "negative sideburns", this is an amateur description at best. The term "toppies" has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village retard or "less than intelligent hairstyle", as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.
Holy shit, your toppies are out of control!!
Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.
Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.
That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!
Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.
Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?
You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies
Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.
Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.
That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!
Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.
Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?
You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies
Toppest Bloke
The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.
Toppest Bloke by Marqueefus October 13, 2016
toppies
toppies by juliamonfries August 5, 2008
Toppest
1. People say watchman figures are carved at the toppest of totempoles to guard the family or village.
2. Charles: Hey Mike, can you reach that for me? I'm too short.
Mike: yeah, which one ?
Charles: The toppest. The one at the veryyyy tippy top
2. Charles: Hey Mike, can you reach that for me? I'm too short.
Mike: yeah, which one ?
Charles: The toppest. The one at the veryyyy tippy top
Toppest by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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