toppiest

The act of someone who is a Topper being the top topper.

Lorraine is the toppiest topper ever.

by Stuartgt4 May 21, 2005

Toppest

The most top.

a brief history of the word: This word comes from a most intelligent friend of mine. I mean, look, he made this word up, and he's in AP English!

This car magazine is the toppest. Putting dixie cups in the library is the toppest senoir prank.

by Jon Luitkas. June 9, 2003

Toppest

The best of something.

Isn't Liam just the toppest bloke, what a beast.

by Hundax November 22, 2013

Toppies

The act of trimming one's sideburns at or above the top of the ear. Sometimes referred to as "negative sideburns", this is an amateur description at best. The term "toppies" has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village retard or "less than intelligent hairstyle", as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.

Holy shit, your toppies are out of control!!

Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.

Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.

That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!

Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.

Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?

You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies

by pdubznubz May 4, 2010

Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

toppies

slang or nick name for myspace 'Top Friends'

"alexandor, why am i out of ya toppies?"

by juliamonfries August 5, 2008

Toppest

When something is at the very top of something or is too high to reach.

1. People say watchman figures are carved at the toppest of totempoles to guard the family or village.

2. Charles: Hey Mike, can you reach that for me? I'm too short.
Mike: yeah, which one ?
Charles: The toppest. The one at the veryyyy tippy top

by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020