Toppies

The act of trimming one's sideburns at or above the top of the ear. Sometimes referred to as "negative sideburns", this is an amateur description at best. The term "toppies" has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village retard or "less than intelligent hairstyle", as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.

Holy shit, your toppies are out of control!!

Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.

Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.

That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!

Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.

Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?

You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies

by pdubznubz May 4, 2010

toppies

slang or nick name for myspace 'Top Friends'

"alexandor, why am i out of ya toppies?"

by juliamonfries August 5, 2008

Wing-Tippies

The tips of eyeliner.

Your wing-tippies are uneven.

by Phillybyrd March 31, 2017

toppie

South African English slang for 'old man'.

My toppie bought me this car.

by LG_SA December 26, 2010

sloppy toppie

When a bitch sucking Your dick and there's alot of spit and nut on her face and on your dick

She gave me that sloppy toppie

by Thecoolestmothafuckauknow22 July 30, 2017

Toppie

Dutch slang for 'Grand' also abbreviated as 'Top!'

Everything is toppie over here! All is top!

by gridhawk October 17, 2012

Sloppie-Toppie

-a dirty deep throat;

"baby gimme sloppie-toppie"

by juss.trill. January 3, 2015