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topplehi 

1. That look that your girlfriend's dad gives you when you meet him for the first time; esp. effective when used looking over the shoulder of your girlfriend as she hugs him.

2. A cockblocking stare.
At fist I was excited to meet Kelly's family for the first time, and they all seemed nice, but as soon as her dad gave me the topplehi over her shoulder, I knew that the next two hours would be rough. What a cockbocking son of a bitch.
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A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco
aw man im wrecked, we did a topelo last night.. ehh porra
topelo by patatagucci May 8, 2018

One Up with a Topper 

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.
Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!
One Up with a Topper by jaffaj March 13, 2010

Tommy Topper 

Someone who always has a story to top another persons story.
(Billy): I just met an NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah well I have met every NFL quarterback.
Tommy Topper by Jim Tan February 12, 2009

Topper harley

A geeb that has been topped off again while still being pulled
Topper harley by Holophyte86 August 9, 2018

topper guild 

an annoying tiktoker that is known for dumb pranks and wasting enough food to end world hunger in his videos. He got the idea from wasil daoud and some others from nicholas pinto's videos.
Man 1: Did you see that topper guild guy? He wasted a ton of food in his videos.
Man 2: Yeah, so sad.
topper guild by appleman6 April 4, 2022