topload 

when some one shits in the cistern of the toilet causing the water to flush brown for weeks on end

"hey luke that guy that makes those rim stickers is a real fuckin felcher,i think you should go around there after a hard night on the curry and give his shitter a good old fashioned dacks around the ankles topload....what do you think old son"

topload by mcr toilet cleaning services September 15, 2009

toploader 

The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.

Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!

toploader by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010

toploader 

n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.

I swear to never be, roll or not beat the living crap out of a toploader.

toploader by I August 16, 2004

toploading 

(V.) Overfilling a hand-rolled cigarette (specifically a marijuana cigarette) in the front part of the joint. Toploading is considered rude and and a blazer faux pas.

Lindsey:"How was that party last night?"

Max: "Well, Brennan started toploading and that fucked-up his rollers rights so Zak got the first taste."

toploading by Maxxxwell June 22, 2008

top load 

a) v. to make a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.ed, -ing) b) n. someone who takes a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.er)

v.: present tense: Don't usurp my throne or I'll top load yours!
past tense: Bill top loaded my toilet, it made the water run brown for weeks.
n.: Hi I'm Bill and I'm a top loader.

top load by EnigmaticRythms May 1, 2005

Toploader 

somebody who puts all the weed/cannabis in there end of the spliff/joint

You tight arse you've toploaded the spliff

Toploader by Dicko December 9, 2004

Tonload 

A bunchalot.

I was gonna fuck your mom, but she had a tonload of crabs.

Tonload by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003