The act of defacating in somebody's washing machine. Similar to an "upper decker" the toploader has the advantage of not only being more inconvenient to the victim, but also much funnier to the person performing, as well as their friends. The toploader is a serious commitment to pranking and should only be used when the victim is a total douche, or it would be really funny to everybody else.
Man, that guy wouldn't let me use his bathroom so I snuck into his laundry room and gave him a toploader!
by Seamour Butz February 10, 2010
Get the toploader mug.n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.
by I August 16, 2004
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by Dicko December 9, 2004
Get the Toploader mug.A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.
*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*
Commonly seen in nightclubs
*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*
Commonly seen in nightclubs
"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."
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