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top crack

The art of wiping the top of your ass crack with the backside of your thumb and smelling it.
Yo, my top crack is mad good today!
by Justin22 September 8, 2006
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Crack top

This is the alternative name for the Hilltop district in Tacoma Washington. This area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.
Is that restaurant on North J street?

No, it's on South J street.

Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't

feel like having my car broken into when we go to the

restaurant.

Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.

Good I'm hungry!

Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!
by Stewart Larkin July 6, 2007
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Crack top

This is the alternative name for the Hilltop district in Tacoma Washington. This area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
This area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. Where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don't get your ass shot or robbed.
Is that restaurant on North J street?

No, it's on South J street.

Oh no we aint going there thats on god damm Cracktop I don't

feel like having my car broken into when we go to the

restaurant.

Okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.

Good I'm hungry!

Crack top a shitty place to raise your family!
by Stewart Larkin July 17, 2007
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Crackhead (Top)

The dominant figure in a sexual relationship whom also has crackhead energy.
Crackhead (Top)- noun.
“*He removes his Minecraft chestplate and leggings.* Move your bed next to mine.~”
by WelcomeToHell,HowMayIHelpYou October 22, 2019
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Topcrack

Generally used as an insult to someone who is not funny at all and boring to the point of you wanting to physically harming them.

The word "craic " is an irish word that is used in the north of england and also scotland for the banter and fun and enjoyment people have with eachother. Adding "top" to this and changing craic to a more simpler crack gives it a more ironic use " topcrack".
Woody:" fockin hell jimmy is a proper boring cunt int he?"

Mick:" Pure Topcrack"

Jimmy:" Alright lads whats happening, whats going on, you looking forward to today?"

Woody:" Fuck off jimmy you fucking Topcrack"
by Dr vinklestein July 1, 2010
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