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Toots magoots 

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.
Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!
Toots magoots by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016
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Toots magoots 

I'm gonna go back to seattle tonight....see you next weekend?

Toots Magoots!
Toots magoots by mirathai February 12, 2012

toots magoots 

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."
toots magoots by tafunn August 6, 2021

Toots McGoots

A name for the person in the room who's stinkin' it up!
Dang man, why you gotta be a Toots McGoots tonight, now it stinks in here!
Toots McGoots by Alli0303 May 17, 2006

Toot Magoot 

Little crocodile finger puppets used to annoy other people.
I’ll use a toot magoot to drive away roaches (annoying people)
Toot Magoot by A roach May 31, 2019

toats magoats 

To tell someone to give you a blowjob in a childish manner. Often used when a game or argument has been lost..
John: "dude you shouldnt have won game, those were awful goals"

Jack: "hahaha toats magoats!"
toats magoats by Yjacob June 28, 2011
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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