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Toots magoots 

I'm gonna go back to seattle tonight....see you next weekend?

Toots Magoots!
Toots magoots by mirathai February 12, 2012

toots magoots 

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."
toots magoots by tafunn August 6, 2021

Toots McGoots

A name for the person in the room who's stinkin' it up!
Dang man, why you gotta be a Toots McGoots tonight, now it stinks in here!
Toots McGoots by Alli0303 May 17, 2006

Toot Magoot 

Little crocodile finger puppets used to annoy other people.
I’ll use a toot magoot to drive away roaches (annoying people)
Toot Magoot by A roach May 31, 2019

toats magoats 

To tell someone to give you a blowjob in a childish manner. Often used when a game or argument has been lost..
John: "dude you shouldnt have won game, those were awful goals"

Jack: "hahaha toats magoats!"
toats magoats by Yjacob June 28, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026