toomber 

Someone born between 1925-1945. Is probably senile and needs constant care to stay alive.

Hey look at Sally over there that old gal was alive during WWII!
Damn! What a toomber, eh.

toomber by kurtcocaine_ February 2, 2023

Mark Toolberg

Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.

Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.

Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.

Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.

Mark Toolberg by otmazletov February 12, 2013

Toober 

The stupid shit head that walks around in Modern Warfare online and grenade launches people until you rage.

That's the 7th and final time that toober grenade launches me! *BOOM* AHHHHH!

Toober by Dancing_Burritos January 6, 2010

Toomer's Corner 

The intersection at Magnolia Ave and College St. in Auburn, AL. Divides "downtown" Auburn from the campus of Auburn University. Called Toomer's Corner because of the store named Toomer's Drugs, which is no longer a drug store but instead an Auburn souvenir shop that sells food and lemonade. Toomer's Drugs has been located at the corner of this intersection in Auburn for over 110 years. After major athletic victories, people gather here and roll an old oak tree with toilet paper, known in Auburn as "rolling Toomer's Corner". Many local bars are located around this intersection.

I have gotten way too many late night phone calls to go pick some drunk retard up from Toomer's Corner.

Toomer's Corner by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 25, 2010

Magic Toober 

A large spherical organ below the lungs that allows unicorns to do all that fancy fantasy shit they do.

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Make sure you don't eat the Magic Toober when we're eating our unicorn on Crayon Day.

My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.

Magic Toober by Scott Fox :] March 28, 2009

Tooberculosis 

Too much tuberculosis

Man look at that guy he's got tooberculosis

Tooberculosis by David Hawaii May 3, 2007

Toomer

A clown-faced hoe bag

Did you go out with Jamie last night?

Nah man, she's a total Toomer.

Toomer by Deputy Dog May 11, 2018