Toober
The stupid shit head that walks around in Modern Warfare online and grenade launches people until you rage.
Toober by Dancing_Burritos January 6, 2010
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Tooberculosis • Tooberlober • Magic Toober • Toob-er • tooter • Tonberry • toofer • Tooner • tober • Tooker
Magic Toober
A large spherical organ below the lungs that allows unicorns to do all that fancy fantasy shit they do.
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Make sure you don't eat the Magic Toober when we're eating our unicorn on Crayon Day.
My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.
My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.
Magic Toober by Scott Fox :] March 28, 2009
Cooter Tooter
Cooter Tooter by jnotosh December 8, 2010
toolery
Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"
Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
Laurence: "Such toolery"
Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012
Toobrokulosis
1. A condition in which one possesses too little money to be able to meet one's needs.
2. Being too poor to be able to get out of trouble with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Sufferers of Toobrokulosis may often receive harsher penalties than those with more money.
3. The opposite of affluenza
2. Being too poor to be able to get out of trouble with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Sufferers of Toobrokulosis may often receive harsher penalties than those with more money.
3. The opposite of affluenza
Affluenza may be a condition that comes with many problems, but carriers of the condition's cause have a higher resistance to the even more crippling condition of Toobrokulosis.
Toobrokulosis by rvfvs December 20, 2013
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