toolocity

The degree to which an individual is being a tool. Measured in a logarithmic scale .

Matt offered to rewrap Megan's taco, thereby increasing his toolocity five-fold.

by Cooper December 2, 2004

Toolidity

often omitted in elementary and high school science courses because of its controversial origins, toolidity is a unit of measurement that, through the systematic application of a toolometer, accurately reflects to what degree a particular human being is a tool. Measured in degrees of T (°T), most individuals inherit a relatively safe and healthy range of toolidity – anywhere between 0-10°T. It is impossible to register less than 0 °T. While it is very common for people, especially teenagers, to vacillate drastically on the toolidity scale, only when one consistently has a toolidity of 37.8°T should he or she be considered to “live in a toolbox.” On such rare occasions, tools should seek counsel with qualified toolologists. The most impressive example of toolidity on record is 120.42°T, but toolologists have postulated that there is, indeed, no end to the level of toolidity.

"Father, Father," cried Jonny, "my lab partner from Biology class, Tom, told me about this cool new thing called a Snuggie...can I get one?" Satirically, the father replied, "God, no! Have you any idea the effect that would have on this household's toolidity?"

by Doc Mullady March 30, 2009

Oolocity

The level of harm or damage meant by a person when he/she says or does certain things.

The level of oolocity was really high when she asked me in public to grow a spine.

by MARKTURNON May 30, 2018

Thorocity

The word, "Thorocity" is pronounced the same as "viscosity". It is essentially the same as "Thorality", but the big difference between "Thorality and "Thorocity" is that whilst employing "Thorality" with every thing that one does, it is done with anger and fury.

The "Thorocity" with which James completed his computer aided drawing, resulted in a broken keyboard and mouse. Nevertheless, the details taken into consideration during his work speaks true to his "Thorality"

When James designs a new part/product, he does so with the utmost "Thorocity" which usually results in either a broken laptop , screen, mouse or keyboard. Nevertheless, his "Thorality" with which he completed his work is breath taking and unmatched.

by Mr. Teak June 6, 2023

Tooltrocity

when 2 or more tools dress the same and walk around in public in a group just to get girls.

i was at the mall with my friends and there was a tooltrocity group walking around.

by Lee Deesman April 21, 2011