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Dominican toolbox

A toolbox in which the contents contain usually cheap broken tools, trash wrapper's, and tools stolen from other workers that somehow never are returned. Note if you question why your stuff is there the race card may be brought up or they may act confused and all of the sudden don't understand English anymore. It also is probably your fault if items they didn't return are in their procession.
I can not find my tape so I will have to check the Dominican toolbox.
Dominican toolbox by 7mary3 September 14, 2014

Toolbox McBro 

A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."
Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.
Toolbox McBro by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009

Toolbox extraordinaire 

Worse than a tool, even worse than a toolbox. The highest capacity of being a tool.

Coined on Jake and Amir
Jake: Amir, leave my brother alone, you don't even know him.

Amir: Maybe you should stop being such a toolbox extraordinaire!
Toolbox extraordinaire by pez123 December 13, 2010

Japanese Toolbox 

When one dude is fucking another dude while playing with his balls with a pair of chopsticks.
I saw Dustin Diamond hooking up with this dude and the dude gave him a sweet Japanese Toolbox!
Japanese Toolbox by Stankmuffin October 9, 2006

Show 'em my toolbox 

This is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). Usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.
My boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit I asked if he would like me to show 'em my toolbox.
Show 'em my toolbox by Cpt. Lazerus November 12, 2009
A man whose only use for women is to fix things for her.
Go back to the garage, toolbox. You need to fix my car.
Toolbox by Vic_ April 26, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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