too true to be true 

When something is too true or too relatable that it shouldn't be real, analogy of too good to be true. TTTBT can be used too.

A: Others won't laugh at you if you laugh at yourself.
B: Too true to be true.

too true to be true by SAl0nKA February 26, 2020

Too true to be good 

when something is just so harsh, realistic, unpleasant and true, it can never be good!

Heath: you wouldn't believe what happened to me, i had a paper cut during the exam, handed it in, got my previous exam's mark, an F, then on my way out bumped into my history teacher who reminded me to hand in the 4000 words essay!
John: Dude, your life is just too true to be good!!

Too true to be good by Real funny August 28, 2010

too good to be true 

When something amazing out of the blue happens and you are happy but then you get suddenly suspicious.

Girl 1: "oh my gosh today i won 1,000,000 dollars then met the president all in one day" !
Girl 2: "Wow, that is awesome..." -_-
Girl1: "It is too good to be true"

too good to be true by YoursTruelyNiki May 13, 2012

Too Gay to be True

Any guy who is extraordinarily good looking, nice, wealthy, good with kids, and basically perfect in every way yet is somehow mysteriously single. Subject may frequent gay bars and shopping malls under the guise of going with his "girl friends," but these homosexual activities are actually the high point of his existence. May also exhibit an unusual closeness to his mother.

Eustina: I'm really into Brad but everytime I hang out with him always wants to go shopping or hang out at Scorpio. Do you think he's just not in to me?
Carlette: No, I think he's too gay to be true.

Fran: I've been making hella eye contact with Fabio for the past week at Hollister. He's got such a good sense of fashion and is always so sweet when his mother calls.
Betty: Is he good looking?
Fran: Yes, and mysteriously single.
Betty: Well he's obviously too gay to be true!

Too Gay to be True by Drewnina November 1, 2009

Too rough to be true 

Not a sustainable kind of rough, someone who's desperately just rough enough for long enough to claim they broke somebody's nose, and put everything they had into trying, then goes back to being as silly as they were as a kid.

He/she was too rough to be true, that's how you knew this is not who he/she is or was (as a kid growing up).

Too rough to be true by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Too rough to be true 

Outroughing other people beyond any other level of roughness, unbelievably rough.

Dude, your little brother/sister is too rough to be true. I don't know who he/she is trying to be now, but it certainly isnt who he/she was growing up.

Too rough to be true by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Too good to be true story 

Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.

If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.

Too good to be true story by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020