tonus

a combination of the words "total" and "bonus", referring to something unexpected, and great.

Person 1(excited): "Dude! I just found five bucks!"
Person 2(excited, yet jealous): "TONUS!"

by SarahBursey August 19, 2006

tonu

A limited edition, rhino-like neopet on www.neopets.com

My Tonu is named The_Tonu.

by Alexi October 14, 2003

Tonus

Someone with a 13 foot shlong that is bigger than drakes. Has a large following of people who desire his peen. Absolutely chiseled and beautiful, holds large sexual desire. Absolutely shit at video games and has ass sports takes. But his ass is absolutely voluptuous. Seriously it jiggles.

It’s always been my dream to fuck Tonus raw.

by Ddifjbss May 19, 2024

Tonus

The white person ‘n’ word

Gosh Emily you are such a Tonus

by It’s_poopytime April 10, 2020

Tonu

A type of steak made of tofu but the people who named it spelled it wrong

Ted: hey let's go get some Tonu.
Bob: You mean tofu?
Ted: NO TONU.

by Weridly Blistful September 21, 2020