tonus

a combination of the words "total" and "bonus", referring to something unexpected, and great.

Person 1(excited): "Dude! I just found five bucks!"
Person 2(excited, yet jealous): "TONUS!"

by SarahBursey September 13, 2008

Tonus

The white person ‘n’ word

Gosh Emily you are such a Tonus

by It’s_poopytime April 10, 2020

Tonus

Someone with a 13 foot shlong that is bigger than drakes. Has a large following of people who desire his peen. Absolutely chiseled and beautiful, holds large sexual desire. Absolutely shit at video games and has ass sports takes. But his ass is absolutely voluptuous. Seriously it jiggles.

It’s always been my dream to fuck Tonus raw.

by Ddifjbss May 19, 2024

tongskumen

When a girl is giving you some good succ and then bites your dick as you cum which is then followed by the shoving of a blanket into the mans throat until he vomits all over his penis while it is in the girls mouth.

Friend 1: "Yo so did you get that dank tongskumen last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man it was sooo delicious."
Friend 1: "Damn how did she react?"
Friend 2: "She returned the favor... ;)"

by pseudonym of a person February 6, 2018

tonsumology

Tonsumology is the study of shaving.

The study of shaving is not limited to face shaving, but face shaving is the major focus of the field. Similarly, tonsumology is concerned with all forms of shaving including cart and electric shaving, but focuses on the art of traditional wet-shaving. Special attention is paid to wet-shaving with a single blade where the participant also builds lather by using brush, because this is considered to be the pinnacle of shaving techniques.

Some people simply shave. Barbers offer professional shaves. Others become so enamored with the techniques and materials used in proper shaving that they become involved in tonsumology.

by arrowsP160 May 23, 2011

trampoline tonsils

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Tobuscus Army.

Dedicated audience members, that are commanded by the awesome Tobuscus (AKA Toby Turner), and released onto Facebook pages in order to change things for the better, through the use of comments.

So far, with the help of the Tobuscus Army, he has conquered mountain Dew, resulting with a limited Darkness, Redness, Whiteness drink. He is currently battling on becoming a part of Virgin Mobile as "Tarah", instead of "Sparah".

TOBUSCUS ARMY IS IN THE EXAMPLE.

by Audience Member GS. July 7, 2011