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A Tontolo is a male genital that is usually appeared as small.
Can I see your tontolo please
tontolo by D2sav October 30, 2021
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Tongoloid 

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them
Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”
Tongoloid by Tongoloid April 25, 2019

Tontolaba 

Persona de poca inteligencia. Insulto.

Apócope de "tonto del haba". Expresión proviniente de la tradición de comer un roscón el 6 de enero. El roscón estaba relleno, además de su relleno comestible, con dos objetos: un rey y una haba. Al que le tocaba la haba al comer su trozo, tendría la obligación de pagarlo.
-Mira ese tío intentando echar una carrera con un león.
- ¡Qué tontolaba!
Tontolaba by Mindblower May 15, 2015
It is used to describe a small penis, in most cases we know male babies to have a totolozi since they’re still young.
For his age, I was disappointed that he had a totolozi.
Totolozi by TheJoker007 October 29, 2018

tontolou 

a kadazan term for male genital,penis,dick and cock.
agazo tontolou nu.
you got a big dick/cock.
tontolou by Monsopiad October 25, 2006

tootology 

The needless or unwelcome repetition of a fart.
When someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it's funny the second time is an example of tootology.
tootology by onehandcrabbing October 10, 2012

Tontotomato

A beautiful girl who dresses up as big ugly red tomatoes in school plays.
Student A: Who's that hot chick dressed up as a Tontotomato?

Student B: I'm not sure, but isn't this play supposed to be MacBeth?
Tontotomato by Anonymous328 December 20, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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