tontoe

A fat ass.
This person obviously LOVES food and has a good apetite.
The original tontoes are Lazzy Laugh and Zims.

Man that nigguuhh eats like a tontoe!

by Lazzy Laugh September 16, 2006

toetoe

A little girl wearing a pretty dress and ribbons in her hair.

Oh toetoe she heard her daddy saying she's the prettiest little girl in the world!

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

full-tonto

1. Portmanteau meaning gone mad, very mad, formed by the Spanish, ‘tonto’ meaning ‘stupid’, ‘silly’ or ‘dumb’, and the English 'full'.

2. Vladimir Putin

Putin has gone full-tonto.
-Defence Secretary of the UK, Ben Wallace

by befigue February 25, 2022

tonto cheeks

Spitting on an indians bare ass and slapping it hard.

dude i just gave wild coyote a massive tonto cheeks.

by tonto cheeks November 17, 2013

Totoed

To have one's luggage lost while traveling and never found...ever!

Word was created after international clown Toto Johnson had his luggage containing all his costuming, props, makeup, etc lost by an airline returning home after an overseas gig...and never found. Many folks in the industry now are using this word...and it should be used by the general public too as it happens to folks all the time!

I wonder which airline has totoed the most people?

by RTOTOJ January 17, 2011

Gone full tonto

taken lunacy to a new level

You've gone full tonto there, Simon

by The teacherman March 17, 2017

Tontolaba

Persona de poca inteligencia. Insulto.

Apócope de "tonto del haba". Expresión proviniente de la tradición de comer un roscón el 6 de enero. El roscón estaba relleno, además de su relleno comestible, con dos objetos: un rey y una haba. Al que le tocaba la haba al comer su trozo, tendría la obligación de pagarlo.

-Mira ese tío intentando echar una carrera con un león.
- ¡Qué tontolaba!

by Mindblower May 15, 2015