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a boy who is always late to college and has a gambling problem.
arran u could be a p.a
toetoe by tom March 13, 2005
In New Zealand this isn't slang, its a VERY large kind of grass,say 2m tall, like South American pampas. Often spelled "toitoi", and pronounced more like "toytoy"
"Where did Dave and Sheila go?"
"They sneaked off over there, behind the toetoe, so I'm guessing they don't want to be disturbed!"
toetoe by grant54 December 7, 2007
Someone who likes toes and uses them in lots of ways: eating, playing, dressing, etc.
Bob: look at that girl she is sucha toetoe. She is eating pizza with toes. SMH.
toetoe by idontknowanyone March 19, 2021
ĕ-tō(えっと) translates to "well.." as used in the begining of a sentence. It is similar to the "Umm.." "Ahh.." "Err.." when a person is searching for the right words(or at a lost for them). This phrase sounds very similar to the name of the subject of the song which is Tōĕtō. Due to the song's heavy play on words ĕ-tō is mostly left in its original form. Also, the phrase 猫かぶり("nekokaburi", a person wearing a cat hat) is a person pretending to be someone they're not. Basically someone who is to shy to speak to anyone. They are not otakus otakus
It's currently not a social problem right now because it usually happens to child starting kindergarten who has never been to Preschool.

The song Toeto is about a young girl who is shy to the point of running away and crying.
Mother: Why won't she interact with anyone in her class.

Doctor: Oh this is common, She is a Toeto she'll outgrow it by the time she goes to the first grade. She has to adapt.

Mother: Ok. Thank you so much.
Toeto by Mari Chan from NG August 1, 2010
To have one's luggage lost while traveling and never found...ever!

Word was created after international clown Toto Johnson had his luggage containing all his costuming, props, makeup, etc lost by an airline returning home after an overseas gig...and never found. Many folks in the industry now are using this word...and it should be used by the general public too as it happens to folks all the time!
I wonder which airline has totoed the most people?
Totoed by RTOTOJ January 17, 2011

Toetoranus 

When a girl is giving a guy a blowie & he is simultaneously rubbing her clit with his toe & has the other toe up her anus.
Andrew's girl really gets off when she gets her toetoranus fix.
Toetoranus by KDUBAKAKZA February 20, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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