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Tonki- a menace to society, completely shitting where they eat, tagging every electric box and ending up on local Facebook groups. Not to be confused with ‘Tonk’. The parish banksy, no one knows their identity however there are multiple reports of local residents seeing a man in a leather duster with cat ears and a tail spraying much loved murals and Mirfield in bloom displays. Word on the street is he is a vigilante on the hunt for deans goons and viva streets
Oh no, another flower pot has been defaced in the lovely parish, I bet it was that rapscallion Tonki!
tonki by PI_Tonki October 21, 2023
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tonki wonki 

means a fat person !
opposite to skinny people
eeeee see that tonki wonki eating all that food

Tokin and Jokin 

Smoking cannabis, enjoying the uplifted feeling with jokes and laughter man.
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨
🔥 My favorite past time activity is to be TOKIN and JOKIN

Think Tankie

A person who is professionally involved in spreading propaganda while working for a think tank that is funded by weapons manufacturers who literally build tanks.
I just landed a sweet job at the Australia Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) as a junior Think Tankie!
Think Tankie by High Level Wumao October 12, 2020

Tonkinese 

A breed of cat that is half Burmese, half Siamese. They are the most beautiful and sweet creature any mortal (or immortal) will ever meet.
'Aww! Look at the cute little Tonkinese. Isn't it so cute?'
Tonkinese by kittens Σ:3 July 1, 2014

Honky Tonkin' 

It's what you do on weekends in Nashville for the classic & ultimate Nashville experience. Get rowdy in every country bar on Broadway, pick your favorite and close it down. Some choices consist of Robert's-for the Brazilbilly sound, Tootsie's-classic & modern country with a touch of southern rock, The Stage & Legends.
I've got some friends in from Chicago, I was thinking of taking them honky tonkin'.
Honky Tonkin' by Ana Marie & Tici January 28, 2009
To exchange something for the exact same thing you traded, or to trade something for the same thing you offered as a trade, or to make something that ends up being the exact same as the source material.
Tinking:

To exchange a dollar for a dollar.

To make gold from gold, or buy (the same amount of gold) with the same amount of gold.
tinking by Ronnie Dickface August 22, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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