tonki
Tonki- a menace to society, completely shitting where they eat, tagging every electric box and ending up on local Facebook groups. Not to be confused with ‘Tonk’. The parish banksy, no one knows their identity however there are multiple reports of local residents seeing a man in a leather duster with cat ears and a tail spraying much loved murals and Mirfield in bloom displays. Word on the street is he is a vigilante on the hunt for deans goons and viva streets
Oh no, another flower pot has been defaced in the lovely parish, I bet it was that rapscallion Tonki!
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