a tongue job (TJ) is when a woman pleasures a man'spenis with only their tongue. If penis touches lip or cheek, it has now become a blow job.
Guy #1:Did you see H-Money doin' work on that mans dick?
Guy #2: Ya, i don't think his cock ever touched the inside of his mouth.
Guy #3: Ya, they call that a tongue job.
When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass clean so you don't have to use toilet paper. When she is done licking your ass clean cum on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.
A micro vibrator for oral sex. Invented right here in the USA this micro massager is made for oral sex. It attaches to the tongue either with a barbell if your tongue is pierced or a comfortable band. It also has other sized bands for your finger and penis. It has batteries so this can last a long time unlike other adult toy products that are for a one time use. Innovative. It is the only adult toy that holds all Patents for Oral vibrations! Creative and super cool! www.tonguejoy.com
To spice up our love life my partner and I are playing with tonguejoy these days...
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.