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tongue job 

when a dude sticks his tongue up a pussy
"i gave mary the best tongue job last nite"
tongue job by Robb May 24, 2003

tongue job 

a tongue job (TJ) is when a woman pleasures a man's penis with only their tongue. If penis touches lip or cheek, it has now become a blow job.
Guy #1:Did you see H-Money doin' work on that mans dick?
Guy #2: Ya, i don't think his cock ever touched the inside of his mouth.
Guy #3: Ya, they call that a tongue job.

Tongue-Job

1. The act of giving your partner's tongue a blow-job

2. Sucking on a tongue like it is a dick
Guy 1: Yo, I just got back from making out with my girl friend for the first time!!

Guy 2: Really??? how was it?

Guy 1: It was awesome. And she gave me a tongue-job!!
Tongue-Job by Xennius September 24, 2011

Tacoma Tongue Job 

When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass clean so you don't have to use toilet paper. When she is done licking your ass clean cum on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.
I made the bitch give me a Tacoma Tongue Job and she loved it.
Tacoma Tongue Job by Tant Lover November 11, 2006

Tonguejoy 

A micro vibrator for oral sex. Invented right here in the USA this micro massager is made for oral sex. It attaches to the tongue either with a barbell if your tongue is pierced or a comfortable band. It also has other sized bands for your finger and penis. It has batteries so this can last a long time unlike other adult toy products that are for a one time use. Innovative. It is the only adult toy that holds all Patents for Oral vibrations! Creative and super cool! www.tonguejoy.com
To spice up our love life my partner and I are playing with tonguejoy these days...
Tonguejoy by TONGUEJOY May 9, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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