n., from L. magister + tonam: the product you want to purchase for thirty-eight easy monthly payments of $429.93. The tonemaster is a small rectangular box covered in groundhog hide that enables its owner to accomplish such death-defying feats as: 1) riding an alpaca and saying a Tridentine mass at the same time; 2) ordering a large bucket of hot wings while a live performance of Monteverdi's Vespers comes out of a random bodily orifice; 3) increasing the value of your otherwise worthless life and ensuring that you will be able to see during the Three Days of Darkness by the miraculous FedEx delivery of Marian herbs (including St. John's Wart) and Sts. Cajetan and David of Wales medals exactly forty-two minutes before those Three Days of Darkness...which FedEx delivery will also include a nice spatula so you can make those brownie cakes you like so much, you slutty bitch, you.
Terence: I'm so glad I bought the tonemaster, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have bought the tonemaster!
by Captain Dootch July 28, 2010
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Also used as negative term for all middle-aged Dominant men in BDSM scene.
Also used as negative term for all middle-aged Dominant men in BDSM scene.
That TrueMaster is hoarding subs like there would be no-one else in the world.
How does that ugly, fat TrueMaster lure those chicks?
How does that ugly, fat TrueMaster lure those chicks?
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2.(n) (ironic) Someone who starts smoking junior year of highschool and flexes on their snapchat thinking they are the shit, but in reality no body gives a shit.
2.(n) (ironic) Someone who starts smoking junior year of highschool and flexes on their snapchat thinking they are the shit, but in reality no body gives a shit.
1. Yo that guy has been smokin' since 8th grade cuh, he tokemasterflex bruh, a true weed wizzer.
2. Yo that ugly bitch acting like tokemasterflex on snap, but her ugly ass starting smoking senior year.
2. Yo that ugly bitch acting like tokemasterflex on snap, but her ugly ass starting smoking senior year.
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