tonemaster 

n., from L. magister + tonam: the product you want to purchase for thirty-eight easy monthly payments of $429.93. The tonemaster is a small rectangular box covered in groundhog hide that enables its owner to accomplish such death-defying feats as: 1) riding an alpaca and saying a Tridentine mass at the same time; 2) ordering a large bucket of hot wings while a live performance of Monteverdi's Vespers comes out of a random bodily orifice; 3) increasing the value of your otherwise worthless life and ensuring that you will be able to see during the Three Days of Darkness by the miraculous FedEx delivery of Marian herbs (including St. John's Wart) and Sts. Cajetan and David of Wales medals exactly forty-two minutes before those Three Days of Darkness...which FedEx delivery will also include a nice spatula so you can make those brownie cakes you like so much, you slutty bitch, you.

Terence: I'm so glad I bought the tonemaster, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have bought the tonemaster!

tonemaster by Captain Dootch July 28, 2010

TrueMaster 

An old school Master in BDSM scene. Takes his lifestyle seriously and is ”truly” what he is, having no roles for sessions. TrueMasters are successful in partner market due to their nature as non-posers. This causes a lot of dislike in their opposition, as well as TrueMaster’s tendency to be pompous, arrogant and verbally aggressive.

Also used as negative term for all middle-aged Dominant men in BDSM scene.

That TrueMaster is hoarding subs like there would be no-one else in the world.

How does that ugly, fat TrueMaster lure those chicks?

TrueMaster by United TrueMasters March 3, 2021

tonmeister 

"Sound Wanker"

Oh I'm studying Geography, how about you? ''Oh, i'm a sound wanker'', Ah you mean Tonmeister

tonmeister by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017

Tongmaster General 

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.

Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.

Tongmaster General by Studentpressneedem October 27, 2023

tokemasterflex 

1. (n) Someone who is a weed wizard and a cannabis captain.
2.(n) (ironic) Someone who starts smoking junior year of highschool and flexes on their snapchat thinking they are the shit, but in reality no body gives a shit.

1. Yo that guy has been smokin' since 8th grade cuh, he tokemasterflex bruh, a true weed wizzer.
2. Yo that ugly bitch acting like tokemasterflex on snap, but her ugly ass starting smoking senior year.

tokemasterflex by ganggang69gang August 4, 2018

toadmaster 

A big fat White man who says the N-word an excessive amount and still lives with his mother. He will spend his days masturbating and playing Xbox most likely battle royales and will be a sad fat man forever.

My mate is a real Toadmaster he's a real virgin

toadmaster by sphinx909 March 22, 2023

ToeMaster 

A God Of Toes Of Your Toes All The Toes If You Do Not Belive In Me I WILL Suck Your TOES!

I Love My Toes And Will Warship The ToeMaster

ToeMaster by ToeMaster64 November 9, 2018