tomkoller 

A old man who is a functioning alcoholic sex attic Tomkat and all he gives you in the end is Cold heartbreaking regret. A TomKoller is habitual liar you can’t trust a word he says ever. Sales rep that travels around and has side chicks and side dicks his primary source will never know because he makes sure she’s an ignorant rich old lady nurse cash cow.

Kim: My boyfriend wants to have a 3sum with you.

Amanda: No way! He sounds like a Tomkoller!!

Kim: What’s that?
Amanda: A horrible human you should have nothing to do with.
Kim: But he lives in Arkansas.
Amanda: and your a rich old lady nurse with no clue.

tomkoller by Tomkoller May 8, 2021

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

tomfoolery 

acts that are not intelligent, shenanigans and/or hooliganisms.

Im not gonna call her a cock,I will not stand for such tomfoolery

tomfoolery by Joe Ro. August 30, 2004

tomfoolery 

Doing acts of random stupidity. Not using your brain when you perform a prank.

"I do not have time to deal with you kids knocking over these port-a-pottys, i just cant deal with all this tomfoolery tonight".

tomfoolery by Jon1235 September 23, 2005

tomfooler 

the accused one of pulling the wool over someone's eyes, someone who is mischievious

Why, you tomfooler! Your birthday is really tommorrow.

tomfooler by Anonymous October 30, 2003

tomfoolery 

foolishness of the type tom would engage in

"Enough of this greeked tomfoolery. It's called lavaliered."

tomfoolery by Elric21 July 31, 2012