Elric21's definitions

lavalier

one who practices any of the four levels of lavaliering, (the act of writing your greek letters on a lavaliese with your liquid energy: see also brand, branding, greeked, greeking); a lavalier is inherently an energy giver, (see also liquid energy, friction generator)

The four lavalier levels are:
Apprentice
Journeyman
Artisan
Master

What LL are you?

"Pssh, bro, you're just an lavalier level journeyman. Don't brag til you're at least an LL artisan."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

lavaliese

receiver of lavaliering: if lavaliered unwillingly then lavaliese has not being lavaliered by a master.

LVS - "Did you just draw on me with your lesser mind?"

LVR - "Ya, you're my lavaliese. I just made LL journeyman. Consider yourself lavaliered!"

LVS - "Definitely the last time we exchange energy."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

brand

initials written with liquid energy on an energy receiver

“Funny, that didn't feel like RB but I can see you are a master from what is left of your brand on the inside of my shirt.”

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

friction generator

a penis; capable of ejaculating ejaculate (which is also known as liquid energy)

LVS - "And then I took his friction generator and lavaliered myself with his liquid energy, making me his and elevating him to LL master."

LVS hopeful - "Oh that is so romantic."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

liquid energy

a stimulant in liquid form;

or: ejaculate shot from a friction generator, also known as a love truncheon or penis.

LVS - "I'm not sure whether to be flattered or annoyed that this dude used his love truncheons leftover liquid energy to lavalier me last night..."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

tomfoolery

foolishness of the type tom would engage in

"Enough of this greeked tomfoolery. It's called lavaliered."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

apprentice

beginner; novice; one new to an art, often under the tutelage of at least an artisan and sometimes master, though more directly directed by a journeyman.

"And so it was, after being told of the long and glorious history of lavaliering I set out to become an apprentice, listening to artisans and masters speak of those techniques which might further me in my quest to become an LL master myself."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012