tomex 

the best person ever. everybody loves xem and goes “wow i love you”

Person A: Wow, have you heard of this hot and great guy, Tomex?

Person B: No, what is xe like?
Person A: Xe is great and wonderful, I love xyr outstanding personality! It makes me go, “Wow, I love you!”
Person B: “Wow, same!”

tomex by sorasoft October 4, 2021

Tomer moment 

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid

Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...

Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

Tomer moment 

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement

Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment

Tomer moment by pogge5 February 19, 2021

Mote Tome 

Mote tome means anything you want it to. You can use it as any part of speech. Superlative and musical in nature.

"Mote tome that shit!"

"Mote to the motherfucking TOME!"

Ya know this song needs a little more Mote Tome.

Mote Tome by mister.G June 26, 2014

Moaning Tomer 

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

Moaning Tomer by bizzolt October 11, 2011

Tomsexual 

When you love the animated character Tom way too much instead of that dumb commie Tord!

I identify as tomsexual

Tomsexual by The unknown creator August 4, 2017

Tome bagel

A wanna-be knacker. Thinks they're hardcore, but usually you don't want to mess with them anyways.

Tome bagel: Are you fuckin' jokin' me, ya flute get outta me face ''fore I break it for ya, ri'?

Victim: I'm sorry.

Tome bagel by rakaruma September 30, 2009