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tomfuckery 

Similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindfucking and very indecent behaviour.
An extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men's bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to fuck them in the ass, then asking how old they are, and then stating, "So you still believe in leprechauns..." is a blatant display of tomfuckery.
tomfuckery by AWads September 7, 2007

tomfuckery 

When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop
Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!
tomfuckery by Mirik November 2, 2017

TomFuckery 

Similar to “TomFoolery,” but to a much higher extent.
I AM SICK OF YOUR TOMFUCKERY, JOHN.
TomFuckery by voidheart69 March 17, 2020

tomfuckery 

Similar to 'tomfoolery' but more extreme.
"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"
tomfuckery by johnny peach May 24, 2021

tomfuckered

when you are tired from all of someones tomfuckery
I can't handle anymore of your tomfuckery! Ill get going till your all tomfuckered out!
tomfuckered by A Cloutgang Hater December 28, 2017

Tomchuck 

The word women use when they cannot begin to comprehend the idiotic nature of the dick brain.

Alternate word for fuckboy. Someone who thinks primarily with their dick.

Someone who ghosted you or hasn't called or texted in a loooonnngg time and then out of the blue hits you up, but instead of saying, "Hey, I'm horny wanna have sex?" or "DTF?" asks simple yet personal questions without any basis or context.

The combined version of Tom or Thomas and Charlie or Charles and fuck = Tomchuck.
What a Tomchuck! I haven't heard a word from him in 9 months and now he's texting me.

That Tomchuck. I mean WTF?

He's a Tomchuck.

New phone who dis? Ya fucking tomchuck.
Tomchuck by Nwfonewhodis! November 4, 2019