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Symon is a wonderful and great person. They have amazing insight into people, and they are one of the kindest people. You will be lucky to know a Symon.

They are generous and way too intelligent for their own good =p

If you ever have a Symon in your life, never ever let them go, and treat them well, because they will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
Symon is Dark and Handsome
Symon by pancakesandlungcancer October 11, 2011
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Symon is casual.
He could murder someone and be casual about it.
Symon by that one guy with hair April 22, 2011
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to always turn things into an innuendo

to make a statement sexual or disturbing
'wow he really symoned that up...'
symon by helen k January 7, 2008

Jenna Symon 

“Wow!, Look at the jaw on that Jenna Symon”
Jenna Symon by AlexIsOnBlogTV February 14, 2020

Fraser-symon

A fraser-symon is a mythical, two-legged, nocturnal creature. It uses the cover of dark to stalk its prey (wild salmon). Although the fraser-symon has only 1% of the vision of the average human. It is nimble it uses the large sensory mole on the front of its face to stalk out its prey. There are no official images of the fraser-symon however people who say they have seen it say it is a truly breathtaking creature.
Jesus, what the hell was that thing?

That's a wild fraser-symon
Fraser-symon by Dr.S Chegg February 28, 2022

Simon Lo 

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.
Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!
Simon Lo by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says 

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”
Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.
Simon Says by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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