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Tomchuck 

The word women use when they cannot begin to comprehend the idiotic nature of the dick brain.

Alternate word for fuckboy. Someone who thinks primarily with their dick.

Someone who ghosted you or hasn't called or texted in a loooonnngg time and then out of the blue hits you up, but instead of saying, "Hey, I'm horny wanna have sex?" or "DTF?" asks simple yet personal questions without any basis or context.

The combined version of Tom or Thomas and Charlie or Charles and fuck = Tomchuck.
What a Tomchuck! I haven't heard a word from him in 9 months and now he's texting me.

That Tomchuck. I mean WTF?

He's a Tomchuck.

New phone who dis? Ya fucking tomchuck.
Tomchuck by Nwfonewhodis! November 4, 2019
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tomchick 

1. Often confused with a boy who has certain "chick-like" qualities, the Tomchick is actually quite a bad ass with qualities manlier than Chuck Norris
2. One who draws penises (penii) on Microsoft Paint while at friend's houses.
1. At first I thought he was a tomgirl, but hes a total Tomchick!
2. Dude quit being a tomchick! That drawing is all veiny and triumphant...
tomchick by DanielManLover December 3, 2007
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