tombat 

A word that means absolutely nothing (or anything) for few, and a word that means "talking about" for most.

Ex. #1:
Justin: You laced that trick, yo! Kris: Tombat.

Ex. #2:
Skylar: I have toe hair. Sayer: What are you tombat?

tombat by Jiov September 11, 2008

knowm tombat? 

know what im talking about?

that was tight yo! knowm tombat??

yea i know what you tombat

knowm tombat? by King Guatador January 10, 2010

tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.

Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.

tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

chinese tomatoes 

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

WTF Tomato 

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.

WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.

WTF Tomato by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009

Tombstone Pile-driver 

When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.

I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.

Tombstone Pile-driver by Rob21920 May 1, 2018