by pedro November 11, 2004
A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.
It's real, don't look it up.
It's real, don't look it up.
Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"
Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
by Kage-sama January 28, 2015
The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).
You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
by Flying-Potato January 19, 2018
by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018
pico: honey its symptomatic im demolishing automatic wubdnhebhwb hunenimolsh tomatic
boyfriend: ba bep bo ba bep beh beh ba bep bo ba bep beh beh
boyfriend: ba bep bo ba bep beh beh ba bep bo ba bep beh beh
by UltimateTV3 May 16, 2021
by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018
tomat > borgar
by ThiccTomatoboi January 26, 2020