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According to a former U.S. Vice President, a (usually) red type of produce that is the key ingredient to tomato sauce. Obviously it was a misspelling, but it is understandable because said former U.S. Vice President was raised in Indiana, a state known for a plethora of roadside produce stands with signs proclaiming "tomatoe", "greenbean's, pie's, and "ear's of corn", etc.
Based on a real event where said former U.S. Vice President incorrectly corrected a youngster as to the proper spelling of "tomato", holding fast to the spelling "tomatoe".
tomatoe by Jorg Sacul August 6, 2006
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"Castara, what is a tomatoe?" I ask my friend.
She replies, "It's just my dads way of saying tomato" She said sounding embarrassed.
She replies, "It's just my dads way of saying tomato" She said sounding embarrassed.
tomatoe by Queen/Cupcakes/Sister February 21, 2017
Tomatoe
1. someone who engages in promiscuous sexual realtion useually for money
2. someone who prosents themselves as a skank
3. someone who wears revealing clothing
2. someone who prosents themselves as a skank
3. someone who wears revealing clothing
girl 1: wow! did you see stephanie's myspace pictures?
girl 2: yeah. she is such a tomatoe
girl 1: i know! i mean PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
guy: i thought she was pretty HOTT
girl 2: yeah. she is such a tomatoe
girl 1: i know! i mean PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
guy: i thought she was pretty HOTT
Tomatoe by tastexxmyxxchaos December 25, 2008
Tomatoe Terry
n. -an alcoholic beverage secretly mixed in the back rooms of fine restaurants for the exclusive purpose of revenge upon a wicked customer.
When a nasty customer orders a Bloody Mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal Bloody Mary.
This drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby assuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.
When a nasty customer orders a Bloody Mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal Bloody Mary.
This drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby assuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.
"Oh man, that asshole at table 5 just ordered a fourth round of Bloody Mary's!"
"Ask Kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin..."
"Oh, of course!....this fucker's getting a Tomatoe Terry for lunch! Thanks Carlito!"
"Ask Kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin..."
"Oh, of course!....this fucker's getting a Tomatoe Terry for lunch! Thanks Carlito!"
Tomatoe Terry by Dr. Josephus February 11, 2009