To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"

After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"

tomater by ShoesRBad April 15, 2003

Tomater

What you call someone who looks like a fucking tomater

“You look like a fucking tomater!” Hugo exclaimed.
(Yes this did happen at my middle school dance)

“You look like a fucking tomater”

Tomater by finnbirds March 30, 2025

Tomater juice

When the pussy sqeeuzes clotted period blood

I brought home a scuzzy from the bar and she squeezed her tomater juice in my mouth.

Tomater juice by Sirsoupcancock November 12, 2017

tomayters

How an inbred would refer to a tomatoe.

Hey Zeb pass me the tomayters and don't be shy with those taters and gravey either.

tomayters by Digger September 21, 2005

Tomafter

–noun
1. The day following tomorrow: Tomafter is supposed to be sunny.

–adverb
4. At some future time: We shall rest easy tomafter if we work for peace tomorrow.

Lola: Was Madeline's party tomorrow?
Elliott: No, it's tomafter.

Tomafter by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026