A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of
inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich
Hasselhoff hair.
Also used as expression of triumphant
exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"
"Hail All-Father,
mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"
"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a
blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and
pelvic thrust)