by Bobbbbbyyyyyyy April 7, 2008
Get the tolkan mug.A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.
Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"
Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"
"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"
"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)
"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)
by Constance Farder February 23, 2017
Get the Tolman mug.a girl who has a perfect body and is stalked around by fit boys including perverts she's bossy and somtimes quiet.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.
by tikyle October 31, 2011
Get the Tolani mug.The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.
by opposite June 24, 2012
Get the Tolani mug.He’s that guy who is outrageously cute and makes you blush when he compliments you. He’s very sweet and will always stick by your side for AGES. Your friendship with him is well worth it.
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he makes youtube videos and his real name is max
as of writing this he has nearly 400 subscribers
he makes youtube videos and his real name is max
as of writing this he has nearly 400 subscribers
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